![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ic contact!
"Hi! You've reached the cellphone of Aria Megido. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message or text it I'll get back to you ASAP. Thanks!"
[ please put the date and method of contact (Text, Voicemail, Video, Email, Messenger, etc) in the comment header. ]
TEXT | VOICEMAIL | VIDEO | RINGTONE
email: geocaught@gmail.com | messenger: geocaught
( text! )
( text! )
i was going to give you a description of me but lol you definitely replied to a video post i made.
so i will see you there!
( text! )
( text! )
email;
here's a link to my shit
there's just a buncha like
video blogs on there and shit
idek
email;
[ #too distracted to correct her zeroes. ]
email;
email;
email;
email;
email;
email;
email;
email;
email;
email;
email;
email;
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
email; i am legit sorry for this
i was at this place
you know because mac dragged me there not because i actually wanted to go or anything
and uh
something happened i don't really know how to parse
like at all
i'm kind of fucking shellshocked actually
like this isn't the kind of cool ass 'i got some physical mutation because i was a god in a past life' stuff
no nothing baller like that
this is some legitimate bullshit
i don't even want to say it it's so fucking stupid
imagine you're just walking down the street right and something so out there happens to you that you're literally just
i am out of metaphors i'm sorry
i have lost my ability to can
i am tumblr now
i'm just an empty stream of schizophrenic imagery with no form of cohesion or consistency
the only thing consistent is my inanity
this has ruined my fucking life and i'm only eighteen
i would say i want my mom but i don't
fuck that bitch
okay i'm just gonna come out and say it
i got attacked by some fucking like an anthropomorphic chicken looking thing by the tuning towers
there
aren't you just fucking reeling with
how fucking stupid this is
i mean i legitimately am upset
if i had to find out that monsters are apparently real (?????) then at least it could have been a cool monster
no
it was just some shitty chicken that popped literally out of nowhere and almost fell on my goddamn head
and then it tried to kick me in that head
like it was mad at me for having one and being there in front of it
as if it's somehow my fucking fault that i have a head that happened to be right where the stupid legchicken wanted to come into existence
i don't even know what to do with myself now
i should probably just stop eating and wither away forever
like i don't deserve food anymore
eating would just remind me of the fact that i lost my skeptical virginity to a giant angry chicken
you have to understand i pretty much made a point of deliberately not believing anything that's going on and while i still am pretty doubtful of anything other than apparently the cops are cray and someone's trying to kill citizens because of this network which makes no fucking sense
whoa that sentence got away from me let me try that again
the point is i don't know what to believe anymore
and you know when shit like this happens people are like oh i changed into a fucking fairy isn't that cool
i got janky teeth
i can control animals with my mind (sorry i maintain that's fucked up like what)
but i don't feel like that at all
and it's kind of stupid
this whole thing is just
so stupid
look i don't even know why i wrote this i'm just going to you know
delete everything i just said right now and pretend i never wrote any of th oh goddamn it 32.2.2.222
3232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232323232\]'''\\\]'\']']]]]] u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8u8uxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd???????????????????????????????????//
//////////'''//////'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/
email; sent five minutes later
don't read that please
my cat walked across the keyboard and sent it somehow
just ignore this ever happened
pay no attention to the email behind the curtain
email; about five seconds before the second email
email; a little after the second email arrives
email;
email;
email;
email;
email;
email;
email; [cw: mild ablist language]
email;
email;
email;
email;
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
text message;
1)apologise for past-life killing you even though afaik you don't know a8out that shit OR
2) 8ecome a les8ian and try to mack on you, so I am doing the first thing.
SO my 8ad! Condolences or whatever!
text message; give her like five minutes to stare at this
text message;
text message;
text message;
text message;
text message;
text message;
text message;
text message;
text message;
text message;
text;
SHE'S TRYING TO DO A NICE THING FOR ONCE IN HER LIFE.
ALSO IF YOU GET CHOCOLATES FROM HER, THEY'RE COMPLETELY PLATONIC.
text;
wtf
(also btw i think she needs to work on her apologies if this is what is happening)
i'm not going to kill anyone
what the heck is going on
why don't i ever get normal text messages anymore
text;
text;
text;
text;
text;
text;
text;
text;
text;
text;
text;
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
text;
that everything avery is telling you about our adventures to the towers
is a brazen exaggeration
except the fact where i have pics of her flipping her shit
because i totally fucking do
text; 1/2
als0 d0es this mean there was n0 chicken m0nster after all
text; 2/2
text;
text;
text, 10/1 during class sometime
hey, you know the robohug we were talking about the other day?
text, 10/1 during class sometime
[ ...though she's RESPONDING during class, too. ]
and yes, i know the robohug we were talking about the other day
it's like the second thing i ever remembered
Re: text, 10/1 during class sometime
text, 10/1 during class sometime
Re: text, 10/1 during class sometime
Re: text, 10/1 during class sometime
Re: text, 10/1 during class sometime
text, 10/1 during class sometime
Re: text, 10/1 during class sometime
text, 10/1 during class sometime
Re: text, 10/1 during class sometime
text, 10/1 during class sometime
Re: text, 10/1 during class sometime
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
post-cah
post-cah
she had basically back to back shifts and i think she was exhausted and overestimated how like
awake she was?
i made her go to bed
text; (oops forgot that)
text;
text;
text;
text;
text;
text;
ignore my incorrect font usage in that last post >>
promptly ignores
(no subject)
(no subject)
text, 10-15 after school
being kind of grounded.
text, 10-15 after school
Re: text, 10-15 after school
text, 10-15 after school
Re: text, 10-15 after school
text, 10-15 after school
Re: text, 10-15 after school
text, 10-15 after school
Re: text, 10-15 after school
text, 10-15 after school
Re: text, 10-15 after school
text, 10-15 after school
Re: text, 10-15 after school
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
and text 10-20
preferably dont go at all ok.
and text 10-20
i can take care of myself you dont need to worry
is this about the snakes
Re: and text 10-20
and text 10-20
Re: and text 10-20
and text 10-20
Re: and text 10-20
and text 10-20
Re: and text 10-20
and text 10-20
Re: and text 10-20
and text 10-20
Re: and text 10-20
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
text;
octavia’s house: oct 25th
6:00 pm - 9:00 pm
make sure you’re not followed.
bring your own goddamn food; i’m not providing that shit for you.
we’re going to discuss all the important deets of our soulbond life, potentially trigger the fuck out of everyone we have ever known, and maybe spend ten minutes telling octavia ‘happy birthday.’
but no more than ten minutes.
i will keep her away from you and travis, so don't worry.
go ahead and invite soren and that other guy you told me about.
text;
and okay ill let soren know and he can pass it on
text;
10-28 after school
10-28 after school
Re: 10-28 after school
10-28 after school
Re: 10-28 after school
10-28 after school
Re: 10-28 after school
10-28 after school
Re: 10-28 after school
10-28 after school
Re: 10-28 after school
10-28 after school
Re: 10-28 after school
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
backdated to sometime when the snakes were still in the dd!
[ a promise is a promise. ]
I AM SO SORRY, I SHOULD HAVE HIATUSED. :|
REALLY
CAN I SEE IT
DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
text, 11/21
fml.
text, 11/21
[ a pause, and then a second text. ]
should i say hi to her
Re: text, 11/21
text, 11/21
Re: text, 11/21
text, 11/21
Re: text, 11/21
text, 11/21
Re: text, 11/21
text, 11/21
Re: text, 11/21
text, 11/21
Re: text, 11/21
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
text, 11/24 it's ok if you don't respond to all of these or whatever i know you're busy!
snake2 are still bad.
daviin got really hurt.
text, 11/24
is he okay????
do you need me to come over or something
Re: text, 11/24
text, 11/24
Re: text, 11/24
text, 11/24
Re: text, 11/24
text, 11/24
Re: text, 11/24
text, 11/24
Re: text, 11/24
text, 11/24
Re: text, 11/24
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
12/2, handwritten network message right after the "drug bust"
12/2; same. apparently aradia has rounded print handwriting.
I still don't know who all got in trouble yet, but I heard Mr. Lyall got taken out.
[ There are pre-calculus notes around this. Ignore them. ]
12/2;
12/2;
Re: 12/2;
12/2;
Re: 12/2;
12/2;
Re: 12/2;
12/2;
Re: 12/2;
12/2;
Re: 12/2;
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
text, dec 12th
ARIA UNICORNS ARE REAL
text, dec 12th
Re: text, dec 12th
text, dec 12th 1/2
text, dec 12th 2/2
text, dec 12th
text, dec 12th
text, night of 12/13
text, night of 12/13
are y0u 0k?
Re: text, night of 12/13
text, night of 12/13
Re: text, night of 12/13
text, night of 12/13
Re: text, night of 12/13
text, night of 12/13
Re: text, night of 12/13
text, night of 12/13
Re: text, night of 12/13
text, night of 12/13
Re: text, night of 12/13
...
...
...
12/25 afternoon
12/25 afternoon
Knowing Aria's tastes for movies, it's probably hilaribad. The fact that Mara looks mortally offended by whatever it is could also be a hint, there. ]
yup!
just hanging out until we go 2 grams and gramps' in an hour or so
how about you? :)
Re: 12/25 afternoon
12/25 afternoon
Re: 12/25 afternoon
12/25 afternoon
Re: 12/25 afternoon
12/25 afternoon
Re: 12/25 afternoon
12/25 afternoon
Re: 12/25 afternoon
12/25 afternoon
Re: 12/25 afternoon
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
no subject
no subject
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
text, evening of 2/12
do you care??
because idk if we can go out with my horns.
text, evening of 2/12 before i go offline
if you dont want to do anything thats fine
otherwise i can come over and we can play whatever games you want to play or idk we can do minecraft or some other online game you play
team up and murder things or build things or whatnot
& i will be sending you a stupid punny valentines ecard if not an irl one you cannot escape this fate
no one i know can escape this fate
they were d00med from the moment they met me
sorry
text, evening of 2/12
text, evening of 2/12
text, evening of 2/12
text, evening of 2/12
sorry for lateness, i'm still having comp problems
never a problem
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
...