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text;

[enrages]

no i didn't tell her to do anything, i just leadered her in a friendly way to encourage her to try and make up for any shittiness her past life indulged in.
i'm not actually involved in this at all, and if you somehow ever turn into a robot, i will probably also leader you in a friendly way to not robomurder anyone.

just in case.



i've seen robocop, i know what robots are capable of.

text;

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[ aria promptly forwards the first text from tavia. ]

i'm not going to murder anyone
WHY do you two seem to be stuck on robo murdering people!!!!!
do you actually want me to do this??
even the craziest things i remember just have to do with insane rambles about ribbits!

and i d0nt care what she did in a past life
although i suppose its nice to know who blew me up
i guess

if anything i will only ever take action against anyone if she ever carried through on her threats against certain persons which i doubt she will
so i don't think there's an issue

text;

[enrages]

omg she
is so embarrassing.
holy shit.
octavia is the most embarrassing person in the entire world and that's the worst fucking apology ever, i'm so sorry.
i'm going to apologize for the both of us, because holy fuck what the hell is that.


wait, is she threatening people????

text;

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i don't know that's why i asked you

i'm not sure if she's just talking big or not
i assume she is
but she mentioned to soren she would fuck him up if he crossed her and has threatened people with mind control
and i'm sorry but even though i am generally a pacifist but if she attempts to do anything to soren or travis
i am not going to sit on my hands and not help them

although at this point doing anything to soren or i would be idiotic
especially soren that would tick off at least three psychics so far

that's really it though
the only situations in which i would ever do anything to anyone would be in defense of my friends and or myself
i'm not going to do anything to anyone for any other reason
0kay?

text;

[enrages]

yeah she's not going to fuck anyone up.
she legit is like the dumbest person i have ever met, especially when it comes to fucking people up.
she was going to try and fake!mug alan once, and it was just the dumbest plan.
we ended up really mugging him BUT THATS BESIDE THE POINT.

if she does anything super stupid and somewhat violent, i promise i will get in the way before any damage can be done.
i am both the unstoppable force and immovable wall.

text;

[eras]

wait you actually mugged alan
i
okay

i appreciate that at least
thanks

text;

[enrages]

it
was


like half mugging.
it started as a fake mugging.
and then kinda became real
and then we gave him his wallet back so i guess it was fake again.

text;

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can i ask you to promise never to mug me, fakely or otherwise, at this point in time

text;

[enrages]

uh.

text;

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you can't seriously think you can't promise me that.

text;

[enrages]

i cant
predict the future.

text;

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why should the future EVER involve you mugging me

text;

[enrages]

desperate times sometimes calls for desperate measures.
i can promise i will give you warning
before i mug you
at least.

text;

[eras]

okay i
guess i will take that?

although if you try to mug me, i would suggest doing it before i become a robot.

text;

[enrages]

robotmugging might be in our future.
we just don't know.
no one knows...

text;

[eras]

i hope you're immune to psychic robot attacks at that point in time then

text;

[enrages]

psychic robot attacks isnt even fair.
urghuhgr.
where are my badass powerss???

text;

[eras]

esp when you consider how many people in this soulbond group are apparently psychic, lol
maybe you're just a slow bloomer

text;

[enrages]

you just wait.
i will have the most badass powers ever.
jesus deserves the most badass shit.

text;

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what do you think they'll do?

text;

[enrages]

idk
maybe like
blow up heads or some shit.
that would be so awesome.

text;

[eras]

blowing people up is a little bit rude

text;

[enrages]

im jesus.
so i guess i only blow up bad people.
or it's one of those thing where i have a ton of power, but i do the responsible thing and not use it.

text;

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you do seem the responsible type

text;

[enrages]

i know right?
it's awful.