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idk i'd claim no because i'm way too cool to be that self obsessed
but sometimes i look at all the hits on my youtube channel and i think very quietly to myself
yeah
this is awesome
i'm going to be a blogger forever
and then i remember i'm eighteen and have the luxury of leeching off society while i do nothing but talk to a faceless audience about my halfcocked opinions
and as soon as i get older i'll have to actually find a real way to support myself
but in the meanwhile i guess you could say i feel smug about it
i mean there's a whole bunch of shitty bloggers that no one cares about but people actually like me and that's the closest i've ever gotten to social success
so yeah

email;

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well
if you look at it this way
i'm not a faceless audience?
you know my face

email;

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that's true
i do
and i'd say something inappropriate here but you're like twelve so
but i mean take it as a compliment anyway

email;

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try like sixteen!!
and in
lets see
i guess i am six months away from seventeen?

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six months is still six months
i usually go two years older instead of two years younger you know i'm enough nubile wonder for one relationship don't need someone out-sprying me or anything i might get jealous like dude stop harshing my jive people are going to think i'm the boring one and that's just not cool with me
like i'm only eighteen and people gonna be like who's the old lady i don't know man she looks like she needs a walker or some fucking suppositories what a loser
or you know like i never went to highschool and now i'm in college so if i went for any of the girls in the miles long lines of highschoolers who want my fat silicone cock it'd be like wow am i a pedophile now that's kind of creepy i never went to highschool i don't know the rules about this shit but no one can blame me for being a cougar chaser so i guess that's how that happened

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i have no fucking clue why i just said any of that

email;

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how about we pretend that never happened

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oh god please can we

email;

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yes
honestly i'm not even sure what that was
were you hitting on me or just
i
yeah that never happened

email;

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no i



don't think so
just
ok it's very important
to ignore at least fifty percent of the things i say at all times
i want to say it's because i'm too cool for their real meaning to be perceived by the feeble human mind
but mostly it's because i'm a fucking loser

email;

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you do like to ramble but i don't mind
that was just a sight more in a
like
more sense
than usual haha

but okay done deal
consider it erased
what were we talking about anyway
before nothing happened

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the smug sense of superiority i get from blogging

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slightly questioning how our conversations get from a to b
but
i don't think that's a bad thing if you enjoy it basically

email;

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well that's fucking decent as hell
you're too nice for the internet aria

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luckily you can go online even if you're nice
or lots of people might be bored

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what really
lies and slander
that's bullshit

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how is that lies and slander?

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it was a joke dude

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belated hahahaha

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hahahahahahahahaha

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basically
did you bold that on purpose

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yes

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hmmmmmm
well okay then

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i don't know where this is going anymore

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i'm no longer certain i ever did