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"Hi! You've reached the cellphone of Aria Megido. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message or text it I'll get back to you ASAP. Thanks!"
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email; a little after the second email arrives
s0rry i already read it
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well idk man if i had to buy into this crap i would have preferred it be something cool rather than the lamest way to ever fucking lame in the history of lame
trust your eyes aria they are telling you the exact truth
this giant chicken thing had human legs and tried to kick me with them
fortunately terror blessed me with the ability to run faster than i ever have before and i escaped both him and mac
that fucking asshole laughed the whole goddamn time
i bet he wouldn't have fucking laughed if he'd had a goddamn anthro furry chicken dropped on HIS fucking head
seriously fuck that douche
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s0rry ava! :(
s0 was that a vermini??
it d0esnt s0und like 0ne
are there new enemies t0 w0rry ab0ut n0w
wait did y0u aband0n mac t0 a chicken m0nster ava
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you know i think that jerk took a picture but i haven't checked yet
if you were being attacked by a chicken and one of your friends was laughing and taking pictures instead of being helpful or at least respecting the horror of your situation can you honestly tell me you wouldn't fuck right off and let their ass deal with the chicken monster
don't be a liar aria
what in fuck is a vermini
it sounds like italian pasta
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als0 i d0nt kn0w but i pr0bably w0uldnt!!
its 0ne 0f th0se mutant animal things
that y0u didnt used t0 believe in/font>
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well
you're a better person than i am
mac has his douchebag muscles or something i'm sure he's fine
i haven't talked to the cunt since i ran away so tbh i have no idea
i hope the chicken ate him
oh
that's a stupid name for them
why don't you just call them mutant animal things
seriously who came up with that shit
idk maybe it was it definitely didn't look like a regular anything i've ever seen it was just some jacked up anthro bird with roid rage
does that fall under the italian pasta jurisdiction
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and has my number
i stg karson is handing it out like candy
or i gave it to him and forgot
um
i think it is actually their legit name
like
a team of people found a lab room or something and cages with the things in them and they were labelled that
there was also vermidi and vermaxi iirc
email; [cw: mild ablist language]
honestly i don't know how much people know about me at this point i swear that kid gossips like a ninety-year-old alzheimer's patient in a retirement home with no joy left in their life other than dredging up half fictional retellings of things that happened anywhere from a month to thirty years ago
ok vermaxi is even worse like
it sounds like maxipad
like a new kind of fucking sanitary napkin
am i going to use this thing to soak up my southerly blood excretions
someone needs help thinking of non retarded names for this shit
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i don't mind that much but wow i am getting silly texts from people recently
also
has he pulled you into soulbondship somehow yet?
you should clearly sign up to help out the enemy w/ their naming schemes
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soulbond what now
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at least you i gave my number to on purpose
also
you know
the soulbond group karson is leading
with memories being interlinked and stuff
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you have my number back right
you can text me with your weird shit too if you like
i mean far be it from me to not return a favour
you know
fortunately for me
i managed to be ignorant of the fact that that's a thing that is happening
until right now
and i am simultaneously unsurprised and embarrassed for him
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number & email
i will text you weird things eventually i suppose!
i just don't have anything much today
yeah so
if you connect memories w/ anyone in that group
shortly expect for him to exert leadershiphood over you
or to well
you know
try it
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i will punch him in the goddamn face if he tries to exert anything over me other than his stupid dog
because tbh that is a pretty radical dog
also i don't get your stupid memory things don't take this as me thinking i'm some reincarnated somethingorother i just got attacked by a chicken let's not get ahead of ourselves now
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so
what you're saying is that you believe us about the monsters
but not the memory stuff yet?
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i guess if you guys are mutating and monsters are real that i can believe that you guys aren't just pretending to be changed
but i don't think that's going to happen to me
nothing like that has happened to me while you guys are like going crazy
maybe i accidentally got the key to the secret club idk man
but i am so not about this life
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are you making fun of me
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that's what you think you are here, right?
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you're the random person who is not magical in a magical girl tv show
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it's okay to be a skeptic ava
it's just that right now
being a skeptic might also be a little bit dangerous!
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bcuz i've heard p. much the opposite?
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it might be even more dangerous!
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