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"Hi! You've reached the cellphone of Aria Megido. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message or text it I'll get back to you ASAP. Thanks!"
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Aria! Hey, it's Banagher. Remember the barrier thing? Found some more help, an LCU professor. We're meeting in the park to talk about it. It's here [ location ping! ] if you wanted to come too. It was your idea after all.

hey banagher!! i'll definitely be there. :)
i was going to give you a description of me but lol you definitely replied to a video post i made.
so i will see you there!

I did! I guess I could assume you'd be decked out in our code colors, but I think I remember okay enough.

And if you see a robot that looks like a green basketball, he's with me.

i will of course endeavour to do so!
though it isn't that hard
i have a lot of red

:o
i feel like rather than asking more on that note seeing would be more useful
in any case i will see you there

sup this is ava
here's a link to my shit
there's just a buncha like
video blogs on there and shit
idek

what the hell are y0u d0ing t0 that p00r c0mputer

[ #too distracted to correct her zeroes. ]

what?
... oh man that was definitely the wrong link there
but that is the best channel on youtube just fyi
it's so fucking funny check some of his other shit out
this is my actual channel

0kay because i was not sure how that was related to anything at all ever
thanks ava!! :D
clicking it rn

lemme know what you think

of course!!
do you want me to give detailed comments on each photo

omg haha no man
this isn't myspace
but like if i make a point in a video you wanna talk about be my guest and all

i will take that into consideration
i do not have anything to link you in return sadly
i don't really do internet stuff in the blog or video sense

ok so this might sound weird but
i was at this place
you know because mac dragged me there not because i actually wanted to go or anything
and uh
something happened i don't really know how to parse
like at all
i'm kind of fucking shellshocked actually
like this isn't the kind of cool ass 'i got some physical mutation because i was a god in a past life' stuff
no nothing baller like that
this is some legitimate bullshit
i don't even want to say it it's so fucking stupid
imagine you're just walking down the street right and something so out there happens to you that you're literally just
i am out of metaphors i'm sorry
i have lost my ability to can
i am tumblr now
i'm just an empty stream of schizophrenic imagery with no form of cohesion or consistency
the only thing consistent is my inanity
this has ruined my fucking life and i'm only eighteen
i would say i want my mom but i don't
fuck that bitch
okay i'm just gonna come out and say it
i got attacked by some fucking like an anthropomorphic chicken looking thing by the tuning towers
there
aren't you just fucking reeling with
how fucking stupid this is
i mean i legitimately am upset
if i had to find out that monsters are apparently real (?????) then at least it could have been a cool monster
no
it was just some shitty chicken that popped literally out of nowhere and almost fell on my goddamn head
and then it tried to kick me in that head
like it was mad at me for having one and being there in front of it
as if it's somehow my fucking fault that i have a head that happened to be right where the stupid legchicken wanted to come into existence
i don't even know what to do with myself now
i should probably just stop eating and wither away forever
like i don't deserve food anymore
eating would just remind me of the fact that i lost my skeptical virginity to a giant angry chicken
you have to understand i pretty much made a point of deliberately not believing anything that's going on and while i still am pretty doubtful of anything other than apparently the cops are cray and someone's trying to kill citizens because of this network which makes no fucking sense
whoa that sentence got away from me let me try that again
the point is i don't know what to believe anymore
and you know when shit like this happens people are like oh i changed into a fucking fairy isn't that cool
i got janky teeth
i can control animals with my mind (sorry i maintain that's fucked up like what)
but i don't feel like that at all
and it's kind of stupid
this whole thing is just
so stupid
look i don't even know why i wrote this i'm just going to you know
delete everything i just said right now and pretend i never wrote any of th oh goddamn it 32.2.2.222

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that's ok man it's not for everyone
if everyone blogged
no one would
ok that's not actually true but
if everyone blogged it wouldn't be special anymore like
you wouldn't be able to say i'm a blogger
we'd lose that sense of smug identity that you get from talking about shit on the internet
and that absolutely cannot happen

oh fuck i'm sorry
don't read that please
my cat walked across the keyboard and sent it somehow
just ignore this ever happened
pay no attention to the email behind the curtain

do you have a smug sense of identity from that
i suppose it is something you can be proud of
i mean
all hobbies make people proud at least for one person i think sort of???

wait by place d0 y0u mean the tuning t0wers?
and als0 y0u were attacked by a what n0w
please n0te that is n0t disbelief i am writing
since i will believe pretty much anything these days
but m0re a request f0r clarificati0n
did y0u in fact type that y0u were attacked by an anthr0ph0m0rphic chicken
i mean
i didnt misread that right?
i assume y0ure 0kay if y0ure emailing me th0ugh

i did warn y0u that eventually y0u w0uld believe
at least
i think i did
didnt i

????????????
im afraid i d0nt understand the last part

0h wh00ps
s0rry i already read it

shit

well idk man if i had to buy into this crap i would have preferred it be something cool rather than the lamest way to ever fucking lame in the history of lame
trust your eyes aria they are telling you the exact truth
this giant chicken thing had human legs and tried to kick me with them
fortunately terror blessed me with the ability to run faster than i ever have before and i escaped both him and mac
that fucking asshole laughed the whole goddamn time
i bet he wouldn't have fucking laughed if he'd had a goddamn anthro furry chicken dropped on HIS fucking head
seriously fuck that douche

i w0uld have 0ffered t0 psychic at y0u had i kn0wn a chicken was in y0ur future
s0rry ava! :(
s0 was that a vermini??
it d0esnt s0und like 0ne
are there new enemies t0 w0rry ab0ut n0w

wait did y0u aband0n mac t0 a chicken m0nster ava

This is Tavia and Karson gave me your num8er and told me to either
1)apologise for past-life killing you even though afaik you don't know a8out that shit OR
2) 8ecome a les8ian and try to mack on you, so I am doing the first thing.
SO my 8ad! Condolences or whatever!

wait what?

I SAID sorry Spinneret killed you. Mainly so I didn't have to say "oh look it's Aria what a hot 8a8haa8hiat." DUH. What's not to understand????????

PLEASE DON'T MAGICALGIRL ROBOTSNAP AND KILL OCTAVIA.
SHE'S TRYING TO DO A NICE THING FOR ONCE IN HER LIFE.
ALSO IF YOU GET CHOCOLATES FROM HER, THEY'RE COMPLETELY PLATONIC.

are you saying you're the person who blew me up
and this is your way of apologizing?
are you actually apologizing
what the hell

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