counterclock: (avery => yeah about that.)
d. avery strider | dave strider ([personal profile] counterclock) wrote in [personal profile] eras 2013-09-28 02:06 pm (UTC)

email; i am legit sorry for this

ok so this might sound weird but
i was at this place
you know because mac dragged me there not because i actually wanted to go or anything
and uh
something happened i don't really know how to parse
like at all
i'm kind of fucking shellshocked actually
like this isn't the kind of cool ass 'i got some physical mutation because i was a god in a past life' stuff
no nothing baller like that
this is some legitimate bullshit
i don't even want to say it it's so fucking stupid
imagine you're just walking down the street right and something so out there happens to you that you're literally just
i am out of metaphors i'm sorry
i have lost my ability to can
i am tumblr now
i'm just an empty stream of schizophrenic imagery with no form of cohesion or consistency
the only thing consistent is my inanity
this has ruined my fucking life and i'm only eighteen
i would say i want my mom but i don't
fuck that bitch
okay i'm just gonna come out and say it
i got attacked by some fucking like an anthropomorphic chicken looking thing by the tuning towers
there
aren't you just fucking reeling with
how fucking stupid this is
i mean i legitimately am upset
if i had to find out that monsters are apparently real (?????) then at least it could have been a cool monster
no
it was just some shitty chicken that popped literally out of nowhere and almost fell on my goddamn head
and then it tried to kick me in that head
like it was mad at me for having one and being there in front of it
as if it's somehow my fucking fault that i have a head that happened to be right where the stupid legchicken wanted to come into existence
i don't even know what to do with myself now
i should probably just stop eating and wither away forever
like i don't deserve food anymore
eating would just remind me of the fact that i lost my skeptical virginity to a giant angry chicken
you have to understand i pretty much made a point of deliberately not believing anything that's going on and while i still am pretty doubtful of anything other than apparently the cops are cray and someone's trying to kill citizens because of this network which makes no fucking sense
whoa that sentence got away from me let me try that again
the point is i don't know what to believe anymore
and you know when shit like this happens people are like oh i changed into a fucking fairy isn't that cool
i got janky teeth
i can control animals with my mind (sorry i maintain that's fucked up like what)
but i don't feel like that at all
and it's kind of stupid
this whole thing is just
so stupid
look i don't even know why i wrote this i'm just going to you know
delete everything i just said right now and pretend i never wrote any of th oh goddamn it 32.2.2.222










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