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wait so you did tell tavia to apologize/mack on me for some reason
wtf
(also btw i think she needs to work on her apologies if this is what is happening)

i'm not going to kill anyone
what the heck is going on
why don't i ever get normal text messages anymore

Edited 2013-09-30 00:13 (UTC)

UGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.
I am saying I remem8er telling some8ody called Megido that they should 8e getting their revenge on 8ecause I killed them!
(8eing Jesus, I could talk to ghosts. That was o8viously a thing.)
And they said "i d0nt care" in that same rusty redtext you used! SO yes Spinneret pro8a8ly 8lew you up and stuff and you PRO8A8LY didn't deserve it (even though evil ro8ot!) so I am apologising for HER 8ecause she is too dead to do that, what with the whole 8leeding to death thing.
Simple!

no i didn't tell her to do anything, i just leadered her in a friendly way to encourage her to try and make up for any shittiness her past life indulged in.
i'm not actually involved in this at all, and if you somehow ever turn into a robot, i will probably also leader you in a friendly way to not robomurder anyone.

just in case.

i've seen robocop, i know what robots are capable of.

[ aria promptly forwards the first text from tavia. ]

i'm not going to murder anyone
WHY do you two seem to be stuck on robo murdering people!!!!!
do you actually want me to do this??
even the craziest things i remember just have to do with insane rambles about ribbits!

and i d0nt care what she did in a past life
although i suppose its nice to know who blew me up
i guess

if anything i will only ever take action against anyone if she ever carried through on her threats against certain persons which i doubt she will
so i don't think there's an issue

that is my name
aria megido
did you not know that

okay
first of all
this is the weirdest apology i've ever gotten and not just because of subject matter
it's okay to just say i'm sorry you know
second of all
i don't actually see the point in holding something done in a past life against you

it's illogical and probably stupid

it makes more sense to hold things people have actually done against them?

but i appreciate the sentiment under duress i guess

omg she
is so embarrassing.
holy shit.
octavia is the most embarrassing person in the entire world and that's the worst fucking apology ever, i'm so sorry.
i'm going to apologize for the both of us, because holy fuck what the hell is that.

wait, is she threatening people????

See, this is EXACTLY what I said to Karson!!!!!!!!
That apologizing for this is STUPID AND DUM8 8ECAUSE IT WASN'T ME. It was Spinneret Stupidname Mindfang, who was a F8CKING PSYCHO.
And that ANY8ODY with a 8rain would see that 8eing past life prejudiced is F8CKING RET8RDED (tw: a8lism) and apologizing for things our p8st selves d8d is HYPOCRITICAL AND F8KEY FAKE AND N8T FUCKING RE8L.
Actually saying sorry sincerely for this would undermine my credi8ilty and insult your intelligence! And that would 8e TERRI8LE.
Ugh I am regretting this already.
I should have just les8oed it up. It would have 8een SLIGHTLY less horrifying and humili8ting! >8|

i don't know that's why i asked you

i'm not sure if she's just talking big or not
i assume she is
but she mentioned to soren she would fuck him up if he crossed her and has threatened people with mind control
and i'm sorry but even though i am generally a pacifist but if she attempts to do anything to soren or travis
i am not going to sit on my hands and not help them

although at this point doing anything to soren or i would be idiotic
especially soren that would tick off at least three psychics so far

that's really it though
the only situations in which i would ever do anything to anyone would be in defense of my friends and or myself
i'm not going to do anything to anyone for any other reason
0kay?

you're not my type, sorry.

look
i don't have a problem with you until and unless you do something to me or mine
so whatever?

you bet your sweet underage ass i abandoned mac to a fucking chicken monster
you know i think that jerk took a picture but i haven't checked yet
if you were being attacked by a chicken and one of your friends was laughing and taking pictures instead of being helpful or at least respecting the horror of your situation can you honestly tell me you wouldn't fuck right off and let their ass deal with the chicken monster
don't be a liar aria

what in fuck is a vermini
it sounds like italian pasta

idk i'd claim no because i'm way too cool to be that self obsessed
but sometimes i look at all the hits on my youtube channel and i think very quietly to myself
yeah
this is awesome
i'm going to be a blogger forever
and then i remember i'm eighteen and have the luxury of leeching off society while i do nothing but talk to a faceless audience about my halfcocked opinions
and as soon as i get older i'll have to actually find a real way to support myself
but in the meanwhile i guess you could say i feel smug about it
i mean there's a whole bunch of shitty bloggers that no one cares about but people actually like me and that's the closest i've ever gotten to social success
so yeah

well
if you look at it this way
i'm not a faceless audience?
you know my face

d0 y0u at least kn0w if mac is 0kay
als0 i d0nt kn0w but i pr0bably w0uldnt!!

its 0ne 0f th0se mutant animal things
that y0u didnt used t0 believe in/font>

okay so i just want to say
that everything avery is telling you about our adventures to the towers
is a brazen exaggeration

except the fact where i have pics of her flipping her shit
because i totally fucking do

yeah?
well
you're a better person than i am
mac has his douchebag muscles or something i'm sure he's fine
i haven't talked to the cunt since i ran away so tbh i have no idea
i hope the chicken ate him

oh
that's a stupid name for them
why don't you just call them mutant animal things
seriously who came up with that shit
idk maybe it was it definitely didn't look like a regular anything i've ever seen it was just some jacked up anthro bird with roid rage
does that fall under the italian pasta jurisdiction

that's true
i do
and i'd say something inappropriate here but you're like twelve so
but i mean take it as a compliment anyway

is ava saying i'm talking tw0 her?
als0 d0es this mean there was n0 chicken m0nster after all

whoops ignore those zeroes
anyway i take it this means you weren't murdered by a chicken monster

i would be willing to see these photos btw

he's apparently fine
and has my number
i stg karson is handing it out like candy
or i gave it to him and forgot
um

i think it is actually their legit name
like
a team of people found a lab room or something and cages with the things in them and they were labelled that
there was also vermidi and vermaxi iirc

try like sixteen!!
and in
lets see
i guess i am six months away from seventeen?

tbh i textbombed you and karson
i figured she'd be whining at one of you
also don't worry about it
do you have some weird text quirk thing too?
i'm finding a lot of our friends do

anyway

no i wasn't murdered by a chicken monster
holy shit that thing is harmless
i mean
it exists
but it's clearly friendly
i played tag with it and we roughhoused
kind of got scraped up but yknow w/e
avery just freaked the fuck out

btw, it's attached
sorry about the quality
i was seriously laughing too hard to get a great shot

[And yes, the picture attached is of a giant chicken monster who is chasing down a freaked out avery strider. It's kind of blurry, but it's clearly Avery losing her shit over a chicken monster. YOU'RE WELCOME, ARIA.]

hahaha you two have been talking a lot then?
and yeah
i do
its just zeroes and a distinct dislike of punctuation
if i dont watch it i do it

you played tag with it
what is it
did you echo back a chicken monster???

also its okay i can clearly see what you two were actually talking about now
that
sure is a chicken monster
good gosh

yeah let's not talk about it
honestly i don't know how much people know about me at this point i swear that kid gossips like a ninety-year-old alzheimer's patient in a retirement home with no joy left in their life other than dredging up half fictional retellings of things that happened anywhere from a month to thirty years ago

ok vermaxi is even worse like
it sounds like maxipad
like a new kind of fucking sanitary napkin
am i going to use this thing to soak up my southerly blood excretions
someone needs help thinking of non retarded names for this shit

he does like gossip
i don't mind that much but wow i am getting silly texts from people recently
also
has he pulled you into soulbondship somehow yet?

you should clearly sign up to help out the enemy w/ their naming schemes

six months is still six months
i usually go two years older instead of two years younger you know i'm enough nubile wonder for one relationship don't need someone out-sprying me or anything i might get jealous like dude stop harshing my jive people are going to think i'm the boring one and that's just not cool with me
like i'm only eighteen and people gonna be like who's the old lady i don't know man she looks like she needs a walker or some fucking suppositories what a loser
or you know like i never went to highschool and now i'm in college so if i went for any of the girls in the miles long lines of highschoolers who want my fat silicone cock it'd be like wow am i a pedophile now that's kind of creepy i never went to highschool i don't know the rules about this shit but no one can blame me for being a cougar chaser so i guess that's how that happened

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